Today's excuse: Unreportable Subsystem Bug

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Illegal Metadata NMI
Multiplexed Operation Anomaly
Localised Authentication Destabilisation
Resignalled Decryption Destabilisation
Multiple Syntax Seizure
Unreplicatable Integrity Infection Problem
Unreportable Integrity Unavailability Error
Unfiltered Programming Infection Signal
Temporary Programming Infection
Total Metadata Expiry

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